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AKA yumytaffy elsewhere on the Interwebs. Apparently I need another outlet to fangirl over Parks and Rec, The Lizzie Bennet Diaries, Community, and Doctor Who.
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"I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once."

(via illuminatingpemberley)


Why on EARTH didn’t we use this take.


greenstar910 requested: Lizzie’s face when she hears Darcy say his feelings for her only grew.

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The infamous almost-kiss.


so we’ll… see you around

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"Was that a Darcy-ism?"

(via thelbdiaries)


Darcy is…good, too.
= The sex is amazing.

Hey Maria, how did you get into a grad-level seminar?
= Brace yourself, Internet, Maria’s going to start tweeting soon.

If you’re just looking to be online to get vaguely famous, then you’re not going to go too far.
= Please stop emailing me; my inbox has reached the size of a small planet!

I wrote it all down in my diary.
= Internet, don’t forget to buy The Secret Diary of Lizzie Bennet, coming soon!

= My ears are still ringing from my mother’s screeching.

There were some things that I didn’t share in my videos. Things that might surprise you.
= Internet, don’t forget to buy The Secret Diary of Lizzie Bennet, coming soon!

Oh. You’re, um…filming?
= I’m sorry, uh, apparently I’ve opened the door to the past! (Credit for this one goes 100% to neither-saint-nor-sinner)

There were caps, and gowns, and tassels!
= The sex was really amazing that night. (I may or may not have used a tassel as a pastie. But on which one of us, I shall not say.)

You’re just out of practice!
= You are the most adorable creature on the face of the earth.

= It took a while to figure out this relationship thing.

By the end of the day, you don’t want to talk about work. You just want to be together.
= The sex is amazing.

= Domino ships things. We don’t know why.

Gigi’s really happy there.
= Gigi and Sidney sitting in a tree!

Does Darcy still wear the bowtie and newsboy cap? / Not that often.
= Only on “dressup nights”. (When the sex is even more amazing than usual.)

Take you to the theatre
= Send you to paradise

And when you got to the end?
= OMG, did you really hate me at one point? I may cry!

I found I simply couldn’t.
= I would never dare hate you.

I couldn’t destroy the letter, so I kept it in my diary.
= Internet, don’t forget to buy The Secret Diary of Lizzie Bennet, coming soon!

= You were totally Judgy McJudgerson.

I believe events unfolded as they should have.
= Jane Austen is a literary genius.

And the next. And the next.
= Marry me?

Life after grad school can be pretty good. / I would go so far as to say pretty incredible.
= The sex is amazing.

See you around.
= We could pull a Beyoncé with future videos at any moment. No one is safe.

(via lulabo)

See you around x

(via thelbdiaries)