A woman just sat in my office and told me how her ex-boyfriend hooked her up to a car with jumper cables and electrocuted her for fun.
Ingrid Michaelson - Over You (ft. A Great Big World)
My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.
The guy said sure.
So we decided to leave a nice little note
and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!
pizza spelt its own name wrong